First, let's start this off properly. This week's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Flash and Arrow. All three took a week's break over thanksgiving and all three are fast approaching the mid-season Winter finale stage. As such what should we be expecting?
Well, the following. We should be expecting the shows to pick up the pace. To start ramping to a more and more dramatic situation. We should be expecting hints as to what is to come and what is to be. We should expecting tensions to start rising and key developments to start to unfold.
So far AoS and The Flash picked up the pace last time we checked, after a series of disappointing droll, almost filler-like weeks that lead to nothing in particular happening. Arrow seemed damned and determined to flop about and accomplish nothing. So, let's go in deep and see if a week's break was enough to save them.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. starts by pretty much pulling the carpet out from under us, kicking us in the feels and triggering that deep down 'Oh Shit' feeling that we all knew lay deep within Coulson. See that lovely picture of Coulson and Roz having a lovely meal? See the happy couple?
Unlike Agent May it would appear to be that Coulson's relationships are actually genuine things. And within the first five minutes Roz is shot dead by a silenced bullet, bleeding out in Coulson's arms and we get an extreme camera zoom to reveal....
Grant fucking Ward. Coupled with a snarky phone call and suddenly Grant Ward is viable again. We get a semi standard 'spy genre' action sequence, complete with extraction...then the slow, long walk of Oh Shit. Coulson is pissed. Coulson is hurt.
And for those of you who don't remember what happened the last time Coulson got upset with someone?
Well....he grew a gigantic pair of balls and shot a god with a gun. Admittedly that didn't work out so well but it just goes to show that it's always the quiet, happy ones that you have to watch out for. This of course sets the pace for the rest of the episode.
It gets more and more reckless in pace and you end up seeing the entire scenario ramping up. This part, I find, is rather clever. It's a reflection of Phil's mindset. It's erratic, it's uncontrolled. Things spiral out of control with what appear to be several obvious indicators for what is going to be a most explosive finale. You have a desperate Mac now in charge of SHIELD, unsure what he's supposed to do...and resorting to sending in the Inhumans. You've got Hydra fortifying up and sending an expedition through to the Alien world, after capturing Fitz-Simmons and playing on the Puppy Dog Fitz situation enough to make him break through some tortue of Simmons.
And you have Coulson crazily pushing closer and closer to the point where the closing minutes of the episode are...I kid you not...
Coulson jumping out of a plane, smashing through a glass ceiling and going straight through the portal to the alien world.
So what do we have here? We have the Inhumans being deployed. Hydra all fortified. An expedition that includes Grant Ward having gone through as well as the insane skydiving Phil Coulson. We know some big uber scary Inhuman waits on the other side...and we know Phil's crazy enough to go straight for Ward as revenge becomes a shared theme.
I can't really do much of an in depth analysis of this episode...really. There was no solid plot. It was almost all erratic build up to a finale where I have no doubt their special effects budget has all been siphoned to.
It's a shame about Roz...but the thing is? Her death was genuinely more shocking than the remarkably bland and flat Agent May relationship crashes that are commonly played by AoS as their plot trump card. Hell, no mention of Lash whatsoever. None. Not one.
Oh......kay?
And now for Arrow and The Flash. Sigh. Sadly, they do not warrant seperate reviews this week. They made their bed, they get to lie in it. It's the semi-annual crossover episode....and when I first heard about this a few weeks back I cringed.
Because, really, all this crossover brings is yet more Legends of Tomorrow filler. Seriously. Let's look at the plot of these shared episodes. We have Kendra going Hawkgirl. We have Carter Hall being introduced. We have Vandal Savage being introduced. When LoT was first announced and we saw the first teasers...I honestly was excited. Vandal Savage is an amazing character and to utilise him in such a way got me seriously hyped up for the series.
But I didn't expect...or indeed want this. I didn't want two shows to be repeatedly bogged down in what is essentially filler fluff for the new series due out in the new year. Not like this guys. You could have done webisodes. Little animated clips. You could have introduced some easter eggs. Or hell, kept all of the Legends filler in these two crossover episodes and we would have been fine.
Now, the initial rumour that started floating about around two weeks ago...sadly, not true. No return of King Shark. Practically no outside plot apart from the following two bits; Harrison Wells-2 gets shot and is saved by Jay Garrick and a formulated speed potion...and Ollie has a kid - which we sort of knew about from a flashback clip last season. Well, now the kid is confirmed and now Patsy knows about Wells-2.
Okay. So...that's the plot progression? We see no Earth-2 metahumans. We get what is essentially a cameo from Darhk. We get the inevitable Cisco is being dumped storyline...and we get an awful lot of Malcolm Merlyn and his League of Assholes Being A Dick. An awful lot. He crops up unannounced several times and we see, at the end, him Being A Dick.
Oh ho ho. Yay.
No. Not really. I felt this whole crossover was just...meaningless. It suffered the same problems that all the other 'filler' episodes had. It was bland. It was pointless. Now, if this was 'it' then that would have been fine. But the fact that this was tacked on to several other filler episodes and gave nothing to the plots that are now stagnating, in the case of Arrow for two to three weeks means that I will have to give this pair of episodes a solid thumbs down.
Still no Killer Frost. No rumoured return of King Shark. It was nothing more than promotional material for Legends of Tomorrow and even the little 'off' bits of plot they did throw in seemed to be nothing more than padding for the events of the filler episodes. Ollie's son? Yeah, that seemed to serve as nothing more than a 'trigger gimmick' to set up Barry's time travel shenanigans by putting Ollie off his game. The Wells incident? Seemingly nothing more than a reference to 'Barry needs to go faster'.
Oh well. Maybe we can finally get the actual plots for these series? Maybe we can salvage something in the last few episodes before the mid-season break?
I just don't know what The CW are doing with this. We get it. New series coming out. Yay. Hype hype. We know already. But for the love of god please stop drowning the quality of your other shows to push this new one onto us. My 'hype' is dying out the more you do this guys.
Right.
40k at the weekend and maybe, just maybe I can eke in something MtG related as an apology for missing this week out to you guys.
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